1. 10

    The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer. Parodies are what you write when you are associate editor of the Harvard Lampoon. The greater the work of literature, the easier the parody. The step up from writing parodies is writing on the wall above the urinal.

  2. 9

    If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.

  3. 8

    Modern life means democracy, democracy means freeing intelligence for independent effectivenessthe emancipation of mind as an individual organ to do its own work. We naturally associate democracy, to be sure, with freedom of action, but freedom of action without freed capacity of thought behind it is only chaos.

  4. 7

    It is not right to associate the fight against international terrorist networks with an imaginary crusade against Islam.

  5. 6

    When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.

  6. 5

    Do you want to know a good way to fall in love? Just associate with all your pleasant experiences with someone, and disassociate from all the unpleasant ones.

  7. 4

    If we were faultless we should not be so much annoyed by the defects of those with whom we associate.

  8. 3

    One of the ways you learn about life is to associate with people.

  9. 2

    Associate reverently, as much as you can, with your loftiest thoughts.

  10. 1

    Most people associate reading with laying on the beach. They don't see that it's crucial for a democracy!