You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
King Louis Philippe once said to me that he attributed the great success of the British nation in political life to their talking politics after dinner.
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future.
Regarding comments attributed to me in the Los Angeles Times - allegedly made on a bus trip from Germany to Holland in 1998 - I emphatically denounce such comments as false.
The copycat effects of media violence, similar to those previously attributed to westerns, radio serials and comic books, are easy to exaggerate.