quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

— Anthony Jeselnik

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You are too smart to worry and too cute to care.

There is a garden in her eyes, where roses and white lilies flow.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

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The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

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Life is tricky baby, stay in your magic.

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I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me.

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I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.

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Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!

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He was so good with the kids on the set.

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