quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Profound Baby Sister quotations

Baby sister quote The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

You keep your past by having sisters.

As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

Baby sister quote Life is tricky baby, stay in your magic.

Life is tricky baby, stay in your magic.

A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.

I used to drink from my little sister’s bottle when she was a baby.

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.

Baby sister quote Because i have a sister I will always have a friend.

Because i have a sister I will always have a friend.

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In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.

You can kid the world, but not your sister.

Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

There's no better friend than a sister.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.

Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart - oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape - of your sister.

I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers.

It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.

When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?

Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.

I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.

For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather.

Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.

There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.

Whatever you do they will love you; even if they don't love you they are connected to you till you die. You can be boring and tedious with -sisters, whereas you have to put on a good face with friends.

Looks like my baby dont live here no more.

..thats alright, ive still got my guitar..I might as well go back over yonder, way back across the hills, if my baby dont love me no more....i know her...sister will

Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!

Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears.

Sisterly love is, of all sentiments, the most abstract. Nature does not grant it any functions.

I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

Go to sleep, baby,Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiments so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell.-Pierce's Lullaby Kim Harrison (Black Magic Sanction)

I've had to live with women all my life.

I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

My sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She'll be in front of everyone with her um... breast... out feeding it. You know... cereal or whatever.

Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood.

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