My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.— Anthony Jeselnik
Profound Baby Sister quotations
You keep your past by having sisters.
As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories.
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.
I used to drink from my little sister’s bottle when she was a baby.
An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
You can kid the world, but not your sister.
In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.
I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers.
It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.
Long before I learned to do a sum in arithmetic or describe the shape of the earth, Miss Sullivan had taught me to find beauty in the fragrant woods, in every blade of grass, and in the curves and dimples of my baby sister's hand.
Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.
I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.
Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.
Looks like my baby dont live here no more.
..thats alright, ive still got my guitar..I might as well go back over yonder, way back across the hills, if my baby dont love me no more....i know her...sister will
If my baby don't love me no more, I know her sister will.
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
My sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She'll be in front of everyone with her um... breast... out feeding it. You know... cereal or whatever.
My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby.
Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.
You know, bud, I don’t know you from Adam, but that’s my baby sister you’re hanging on to. So I’m thinking the wisest course of action for you is to let her go and introduce yourself. Pronto. (Rain)
I’m Adron’s baby sister. Dad just told me about the marriage, and I had to come meet you and make sure Dad hadn’t snapped a wheel and started hallucinating or something. (Zarina)
Right now the tabloids are saying I'm pregnant, and they're naming the baby.
It's hilarious. I don't know when I'll want to get married. I never pictured myself as a bride, but after my sister's wedding,I did start thinking about what kind of wedding I'd want. I don't think I want a big one.
Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart - oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape - of your sister.
My sister was the one who told me where babies come from.
My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to.
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.
For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather.
I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"
We forget that this music, music made by my brothers and sisters, is still a baby. It's just beginning. When I think of the possibilities, it makes me smile.
My sister called me "Buzzard" when I was a baby - she couldn't say "Brother" so I've been Buzz my whole life.
Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood.
When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
The Watsons have lost sight of the fact that Mercy Watson is a pig, and they love her truly, madly, deeply. They live next door to two elderly sisters, Eugenia Lincoln and Baby Lincoln. Eugenia Lincoln is horrified that a pig is living in the house next door. Baby Lincoln secretly likes Mercy a great deal.
Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.
There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.
I've never told anyone this, in an effort to run from my past and disguise it, I got rid of all of the scrapbooks my mother kept going back to when I was a baby. Truly. So that's why whenever talk show hosts or a producer asks for these pictures, there are barely any. My sister had a few, but that's it, and this was before digital. I've never told anyone that, but that's the truth.
I've had to live with women all my life.
I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy.
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
There's no better friend than a sister.
I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister