You know, people say that today. "I am a saved sinner." That is like saying you are a married bachelor. That is like saying you are an honest thief, or a pure harlot. you can't be a saved sinner. You are either saved or you are a sinner. He came. "Thou shalt call his name Jesus. He shall save his people from their sins."

— Leonard Ravenhill

Sensual Bachelor quotations

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948.

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school.

I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining.

What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?

Flowers so strictly belong to youth, that we adult men soon come to feel, that their beautiful generations concern not us: we havehad our day; now let the children have theirs. The flowers jilt us, and we are old bachelors with our ridiculous tenderness.

The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames;

The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames.

The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor.

As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor.

Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?

I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage: but doth not the appetite alter? a man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

After all, wedlock is the natural state of man.

A bachelor is not a complete human being. He is like the odd half of a pair of scissors, which has not yet found its fellow, and therefore is not even half so useful as they might be together.

A perfect practice of Christianity would, of course, consist in a perfect imitation of the life of Christ -- I mean, in so far as it was applicable in one's own particular circumstance. Not in an idiotic sense -- it doesn't mean that every Christian should grow a beard, or be a bachelor, or become a travelling preacher. It means that every single act and feeling, every experience, whether pleasant or unpleasant, must be referred to God.

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension.

You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert

If the law supposes that, said Mr. Bumble, the law is a assa idiot. If thats the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experienceby experience.

A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant.

I happen to hold a bachelor of science degree in geology.

.. And my greatest contribution to the field of science is that I never entered it.

A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

A bachelor's children are always young: they're immortal children - always lisping, waddling, helpless, and with a chance of turning out good.

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James.

'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose.

When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his.

Times are changed with him who marries;

there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and straight and dusty to the grave. Idleness, which is often becoming and even wise in the bachelor, begins to wear a different aspect when you have a wife to support.

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it.

But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.

Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore;

full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like birds and beasts, promiscuously they join.

A reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure until he knows whether the writer of it be a black man or a fair man, of a mild or choleric disposition, married or a bachelor.

A bachelor, in my opinion, is only half alive.