Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
— Scottish Proverbs

Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine.
William Shakespeare bagpipe quote

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity the sound achieved by the pig.
— Alfred Hitchcock

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
— Alfred Hitchcock

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— bagpipe quotation by Oliver Herford