quote by Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

— Larry David

Competitive Bald Head quotations

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it.


Bald head quote Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now does
Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean that you aren't headed for sunshine.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Bald head quote How amazing is it to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go
How amazing is it to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go in your head.
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I have often urged my young friends, when faced with an adversary, to "play polo" with him; i.e., not to go at him bald-headed but to ride side by side with him and gradually edge him off your track. Never lose your temper with him. If you are in the right there is no need to, if you are in the wrong you can't afford to.

A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested.

When a person gets up and says 'I can still do it', he's a champion. If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it.

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical.

Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.


Bald head quote I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.
I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Bald head quote Don't let failure go to your heart, and don't let success go to your head.
Don't let failure go to your heart, and don't let success go to your head.

I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders.


New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.

Bald head quote Knowing when to walk away is wisdom. Being able to is courage. Walking away, wit
Knowing when to walk away is wisdom. Being able to is courage. Walking away, with your head held high is dignity.

It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover.

Nobody is really happy with what's on their head.

People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary.

We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.

Bald head quote I went away in my head, into a book.
I went away in my head, into a book.

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.


Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality.

If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.

Bald head quote Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!

Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous.

It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque houses was occupied predominantly by bald-headed men. In fact, such a row became known as the bald-headed row. It might be assumed from this on statistical evidence that the continued close observation of chorus girls in tights caused loss of hair from the top of the head.

There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day.

A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but - whack - his palm come on his own head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.


Bald head quote Dont fill you head with worries, there wont be room for anything else
Dont fill you head with worries, there wont be room for anything else
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But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed, Though I have seen my head grown slightly bald brought in upon a platter,I am no prophet--and here's no great matter;I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,And in short, I was afraid.

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Bald head quote Balance, never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your hea
Balance, never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your heart.
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An hour before I got cast in [Victorious] they called and asked if it'd be okay for them to do ANYTHING they wanted with my hair, even a blue mohawk or a bald head and I eagerly said yes!

The only problem with Mitch [Pileggi, the actor who plays Skinner] is that his bald head means there's nothing to hold onto when he starts to buck.


Balding if God's way of showing you are only human.

.. He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

Bald head quote Sometimes, you just have to bow your head, say a prayer, and weather the storm.
Sometimes, you just have to bow your head, say a prayer, and weather the storm.
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You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.

Well, I don't want no bald headed woman.

Bald head quote Beauty starts in your head, not in your mirror.
Beauty starts in your head, not in your mirror.

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.


Better a bald head than none at all.

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table.

I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start.

If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's late at night, I'm walking to the other side of the street. And if on that side of the street, there's a guy that has tattoos all over his face, white guy, bald head, tattoos everywhere, I'm walking back to the other side of the street, and the list goes on of stereotypes that we all live up to and are fearful of.