quote by Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

— Larry David

Proven Bald Man quotations

Bald man quote Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will apprec

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

Bald man quote Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

Bald man quote Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him.

Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him.

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

Bald man quote The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute. The man who does not ask, is

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute. The man who does not ask, is a fool for life.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders.

You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies.

Bald man quote A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Call the bald man, Boy; make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.

It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover.

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

Bald man quote No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the g

No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.

Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death.

It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.

To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for a boy compared with the pains of a man who has lived pretty long in the exhilarating world that drugs or strong waters seem to create and is trying to live now in the first bald desolation created by knocking them off.

There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day.

A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but - whack - his palm come on his own head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.

Bald man quote A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.

A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.

We who have seen him now, light on his feet, smooth moving as a leopard, a young man with an old man's science, the most beautiful fighting machine I have ever seen, may live to see him fat, slow, old, and bald taking a beating from a younger man. But I would like to hazard a prediction that whoever beats Joe Louis in an honest fight in the next fifteen years will have to get up the floor to do it.

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child.

Bald man quote Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for a boy compared with the pains of a man who has lived pretty long in the exhilarating world that drugs or strong waters seem to create and is trying to live now in the first bald desolation created by knocking them off.

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Bald man quote The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet.

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

Bald man quote If you want to test a man’s character give him power.

If you want to test a man’s character give him power.

I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too.

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.

Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.

Bald man quote The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.

The Universe was a silly place at best.

..but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside.

…and the next moment all of them were filled with wonder.

For they saw, standing in just the spot the screen had hidden, a little old man, with a bald head and a wrinkled face, who seemed to be as much surprised as they were.

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