Banana Quotes Page 2

You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

We share half our genes with the banana.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana.

I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Cybernetics is NOT the banana.

When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats.

It wasn't like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes.

And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming a banana. But he must be warned that if he chooses to become a banana, he will be a second rate banana. But he can always be the best plum.

You should see what she’s wearing, Callie.

It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping.

I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like the banana. But a modest, self-effacing vegetable, questioning, introspective, peeling itself away, or merely radiating halos like ripples.

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.

I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

In Puerto Rico, we have a lot of traditions.

We eat a very typical thing that's called 'pasteles' - it's almost like a tamale made of bananas, and we make it all together. Like, all the women of the family unite, and it's a very big deal, a very big thing.

I always have bananas with me for energy.

The best herb I smoke in Jamaica and Africa.

African - Rasclot! Them people cure it in a banana. In a banana skin. A green banana. They wrap it up in a banana so when you get it, it compressed and, I'll tell you, it great! Blood clot! In Nigeria and Ghana, love that herb! Good herb, mon.

The thing is to be brave and move the audience with you, instead of cater to the lowest common denominator, you know, slipping on a banana peel and falling on your ass. You got to move the audience a little further ahead in terms of their appreciation of what is comedy. It's complicated.

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

How to defend yourself against a banana

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie.

They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.