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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone. Bill Maher

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost
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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself! Herman Cain

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time. Steven Wright

You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally. Dr. Dre

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? Bertolt Brecht

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. Bertolt Brecht

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it. Bob Hope

We cannot continue. Our pension costs and health care costs for our employees are going to bankrupt this city. Michael Bloomberg

The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference. Naveen Jain

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." Steven Wright

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Steve Allen

Authors with quotes about bank
Bertolt Brecht
Carroll Quigley
Muhammad Yunus
Cole Younger

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