1. 10

    The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference.

  2. 9

    When two friends have a common bank account, one sings and the other weeps.

  3. 8

    Friendship is like a bank account. You can't continue to draw on it without making deposits.

  4. 7

    If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

  5. 6

    Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself!

  6. 5

    It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.

  7. 4

    Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

  8. 3

    A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

  9. 2

    A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

  10. 1

    If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.