Barking Dogs Quotes Page 2

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

The barking of a dog does not disturb the man on a camel.

My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

A dog that barks much is never a good hunter.

I met Keith Haring at SVA college where he was having an art show, later we had a group art show at the Mud Club in NYC. Keith owed me $50, so he gave me a large framed canvas with barking dogs that had large dicks. I painted over Keith's painting to paint flowers for my mom's living room.

Cowardly dogs bark loudest.

An animal on a leash is not tamed by the owner.

The owner is extending himself through the leash to that part of his personality which is pure dog, that part of him which just wants to eat, sleep, bark, hump chairs, wet the floor in joy, and drink out of a toilet bowl.

An old dog barks not in vain.

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters.

Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

In the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and the cries and chatter of blue jays and brown thrashers and redbirds and sparrows, the calling of crows and hawks, squirrels barking, frogs burping, the far braying of dogs, armadillos snorkeling through dead leaves.

When the course of experience made me see that there is no saviour and no special grace, no remission beyond the human, that pain is to be endured and fades, if it fades, only with time, then God became nothing to me but a dyslexic dog, with neither bark nor bite.

The dog barking at you from behind his master's fence acts for a motive indistinguishable from that of his master when the fence was built.

Conscience is the dog that can't bite, but never stops barking.

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal.

If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms.

I honestly don't hate asylum seekers - these people are cockroaches and they're doing what cockroaches do because cockroaches can't help what they do, they just do it, like cats miaow and dogs bark.

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family.

Your next-door neighbor is not a man;

he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.

There are a sort of men, whose visages Do cream and mantle, like a standing pond; And do a willful stillness entertain, With purpose to be dressed in an opinion Of wisdom, gravity profound conceit; As who should say, I am sir Oracle, And when I ope my lips, let no dog bark!

I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark.

Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? And the creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the great image of authority-a dog's obeyed in office.

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

Did you ever hear the Oriental proverb, "The dogs bark but the caravan passes on"? Let them bark, Scarlett. I fear nothing will stop your caravan.

When a person hasn't in him that which is higher and stronger than all external influences, it is enough for him to catch a good cold in order to lose his equilibrium and begin to see an owl in every bird, to hear a dog's bark in every sound.