My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'— Lemmy Kilmister
Cheerful Bars Drinking quotations
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
Be careful with drinking this Christmas.
I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.
I know I'm not a showy politician... I don't go drinking in parliament's bars. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I just get on with the job in front of me and you can judge me by my record.
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
I will meet you in the dirtiest city you can dream of.
We will drink cocktails so sweet they pucker our cheeks, as we perch on cracked leather bar stools. I will buy you plates of calcium and protein and we will run through the streets in excellent danger.
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.
People can buy a bottle of gin and drink it at home for about a buck a drink, whereas they are willing to go to a bar and pay 12 bucks for the same cocktail. The difference is that man needs to be social. So I believe that there is a strong demand for games that are social.
There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar.
The world will always want a drink.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't like clothes. I'm terrible at all that stuff. I like sitting around and drinking a pint and gossiping or whatever.
That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
I had friends at school, but I was never part of a gang and I dreamed of that sense of belonging to a group. You know, where people would call me 'Em' and shout across the bar, 'Em, what are you drinking?' after the show.
Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos, but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so they could go over to the bar and have a drink.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.