The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.— George S. Patton
Perspective Bastardized quotations
The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'
Our republican system was meant for a homogeneous people.
As long as blacks continue to live with the whites they constitute a threat to the national life. Family life may also collapse and the increase of mixed breed bastards may some day challenge the supremacy of the white man.
Physically, I’m not tough. I may think tough. I would say I’m kinda tough and calloused inside. I could use a foot more in height and fifty more pounds and fifteen years off my age and then God help all you bastards.
A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
Don't be afraid to assert yourself, have confidence in your abilities and don't let the bastards get you down.
It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model.
It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and talking to the individual. Instead, they've hired people to stand around and observe, which is a bastardization of what should be done.
We all only live once. So we are obligated to make good use of the time that we have and to do something that is meaningful and satisfying. This is something that I find meaningful and satisfying... I enjoy helping people who are vulnerable. And I enjoy crushing bastards.
Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?
Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.
Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.
The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.
I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.
I want you to know I'm an Army brat; I was a captain in the Army and my brother was a jet pilot in the Navy. So I support our troops; I identify with them. But I sure as hell don't identify with the bastards who sent them over there.
Spit on your own and you can't do anything, but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards
The bastards murdered half my family.
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Even the best of us are at least part-time bastards.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
Luxury is an enticing pleasure, a bastard mirth, which hath honey in her mouth, gall in her heart, and a sting in her tail.
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.
And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.
We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world — a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts.
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.
Illegitimis non carborundum. Lat., Don't let the bastards grind you down.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
Anyone who ever studied mankind by listening to them was self-deluded.
The first thing they should have done was to answer the question, "Can they report to you correctly on their behavior?" And the answer is, "No, the poor bastards cannot."
Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in foreign. I knew they were saying "Blah, blah, blah, le bastard manager..."
You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact.
And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
great writers are indecent people they live unfairly saving the best part for paper. good human beings save the world so that bastards like me can keep creating art, become immortal. if you read this after I am dead it means I made it.
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!
History celebrates the battlefields whereon we meet our death, but scorns to speak of the plowed fields whereby we thrive. It knows the names of the king's bastards but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. This is the way of human folly.