quote by Reinhard Bonnke

If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub.

— Reinhard Bonnke

Sensational Bathtub quotations

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me.

But I'm not young any more, so now I just sit in the bath.

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.

Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I don't know if there are some weird undertones. It was like we had met in Los Angeles and we didn't have that much to say to each other but, after that bathtub scene, we were great friends.

people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel?

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength.

They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

I wake up around noon, light a cigarette, get a cup of coffee, sit in the bathtub for an hour and daydream, and I usually come up with some ideas... It's a very irresponsible life. The only decisions I make are about the notes I'm writing.

There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace.

You will find that deep place of silence right in your room, your garden or even your bathtub.

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.

This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad.

I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice?

The BBC is a perfect example of uncontrolled growth, [occupying] old churches and manor houses, the old Langham Hotel where Sherlock Holmes once met Moriarty and where this correspondent once shared an office with an 8-foot bathtub.

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

My parents took an interest in nothing, at home no books, no records.

My mother and my father are the emblem of indifference, dryness and bad taste. My father is also terribly stingy, in life as well as in feelings: I have never seen him filling up the bathtub.

The truth isn't easily pinned to a page.

In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups.

For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I'm going to tow my wife across the bathtub.

We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.

Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up ... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way.

Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.

Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage.

I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.

My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin balloon and then within the hour you were in a bathtub full of ice and they were harvesting your kidneys.

Lord Maccon, being Lord Maccon and good at such things, then changed, right there in the Thames, from dog-paddling wolf to large man treading water. He did so flawlessly, so that his head never went under the water. Professor Lyall suspected him of practicing such maneuvers in the bathtub.

Many of the artifacts of my house had become potential devices for my own destruction: the attic rafters (and an outside maple or two) a means to hang myself, the garage a place to inhale carbon monoxide, the bathtub a vessel to receive the flow from my opened arteries. The kitchen knives in their drawers had but one purpose for me.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

I have a beautiful, big bathtub.

I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub.

I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug a man?

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