On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
— Erma Bombeck

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
— Steven Wright

For me, our beaches have always been a source of personal inspiration.
— Thomas Carper

I've been to nudist beaches, like twice. But honestly, I just don't want to see these people naked. Most people look better with their clothes on, and the few that don't, look better than you, so why bother?
— Peter Buck

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.
— Andy Richter