Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
— Wilhelm II
Astounding Beer And Love quotations
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things.
They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
My love of horses began in College Park, with me and 10 friends on two couches and a keg of beer in the back of a truck, heading to Pimlico at 6 A.M. to mark our place in the middle of the Preakness infield, where we never saw a horse run.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers.
I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright!
I met my old lover on the street last night.
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers, still crazy after all these years.
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live.
And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.
I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
I love anything hearty and I'm very vocal about my hatred for turkey.
I just, I will never understand people's love for turkey - and everyone will cry out, 'Well, you haven't made it the right way!' and it's like, no I have. I have deep-fried it, I've done the beer can turkey, I've done everything possible - I've had the fancy stuffing inside, I've had the Stove Top Stuffing inside - no! It's bad, any which way.
People love talking about their jobs.
Take them out, buy them lunch or take them for a beer and they'll talk about their job, provided they know that you're going to respect their anonymity.