Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!— Martin Luther
Unexpected Beer Drinkers quotations
Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer, It's the best damn drink in the world.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.'
I'll drink responsibly when there's a beer called "Responsibly"
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
Good people drink good beer.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with.
It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time.
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me.
They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.