Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!— Martin Luther
Surprising Beer Drinking quotations
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
Trust me, You can dance.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
In wine, there's truth.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
I drink to make other people more interesting
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.'
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Good wine is a necessity of life for me.
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.