Beer Love Quotes

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things.

They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Homer no function beer well without.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with.

It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

The administration says the American people want tax cuts.

Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

My love of horses began in College Park, with me and 10 friends on two couches and a keg of beer in the back of a truck, heading to Pimlico at 6 A.M. to mark our place in the middle of the Preakness infield, where we never saw a horse run.

But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross!

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers.

I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright!