quote by Jim Jefferies

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

— Jim Jefferies

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Believe in santa quote Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it trut

Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.

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Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.

Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Believe in santa quote Believe in your dreams. They were given to you for a reason.

Believe in your dreams. They were given to you for a reason.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.

Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus.

It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Believe in santa quote We are what we believe we are.

We are what we believe we are.

Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus;

he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Believe in santa quote Never stop believing in hope because miracles happen everyday.

Never stop believing in hope because miracles happen everyday.

To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.

Believe in santa quote Believe in yourself and you will be unstoppable.

Believe in yourself and you will be unstoppable.

I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus.

No matter what I say to her, she just doesn't buy it, and she's 2. I refuse to give it up. I say, 'There is a Santa Claus,' and she says, 'Okay, Mommy. In pretend world, right?' She really doesn't believe.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love.

Don't even try to tell me different.

Believe in santa quote Forget all the reasons why it won't work and believe the one reason it will.

Forget all the reasons why it won't work and believe the one reason it will.

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas;

in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy mythology. Personally, of course, I believe in Santa Claus; but it is the season of forgiveness, and I will forgive others for not doing so.

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

Believe in santa quote Accept what is. Let go what was. Have faith in what will be.

Accept what is. Let go what was. Have faith in what will be.

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

Believe in santa quote Believe in your heart that you're meant to live a life full of passion, purpose,

Believe in your heart that you're meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles.

If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer.

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?

Believe in santa quote First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare.

First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare.

We all ought to understand we're on our own.

Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight - that God is, like Santa Claus, a myth of childhood, not anything [that] a sane, undeluded adult could literally believe in. That God must either be turned into a symbol for something less concrete or abandoned altogether.

Hot, dry katabatic winds, like the south foehn in Europe, the sharav in the Middle East, and the Santa Ana of Southern California, are all believed to have a decided effect on human behavior and are associated with such health problems as migraines, depression, lethargy, and moodiness. Some scientists say that this is a myth.

Believe in santa quote Create the highest grandest vision possible for your life, because you become wh

Create the highest grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe.

Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Believe in santa quote Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside yo

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus.

Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true.

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