quote by Cynthia Nixon

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

— Cynthia Nixon

Provocative Betty quotations

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle.

I will have one of the cleanest obits of any actress.

I never did cheesecake like Ann Sheridan or Betty Grable. I just used my hair.

The history of missions is the history of answered prayer.

From Pentecost to the Haystack meeting in New England and from the days when Robert Morrison landed in China to the martyrdom of John and Betty Stam, prayer has been the source of power and the secret of spiritual triumph.

If I had one piece of advice for people - if they are cooking from the Alinea cookbook, the Betty Crocker cookbook or the back of the box - read through the entire recipe first before reaching for any ingredients, and then read again and execute the directions.

When you finish a series like 'Ugly Betty,' there are so many voices around you telling you what you should be doing next and what would be good for your future, sometimes you can't hear yourself. I've gotten pretty good at tuning everyone else out. Now it's just me; what pleases me creatively.

My father just got out of the Betty Ford Clinic.

He's in his 60s, and this was the first time he ever did anything like that.

I love all the old pictures - of spanking and Bettie Page and corsets.

But you can't do spanking in fashion, so I wanted to do a project where I could really let go and get girls who also love those things.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.

Bettie Page was number one. I have never known another model who had better knowledge of her body or how to work with it to make it look so good. Her skin was perfect, no blemishes. Perfect nose, beautiful straight teeth, and gleaming, shiny black hair that was always in place, always.

People keep asking me if recently performing the Betty album will influence the song-writing and I think it might. There's songs on that record that I forgot about and it's really nice to have that variety in the set along with tracks from Strap It On, Meantime, Aftertaste, Size Matters, Monochrome, and Seeing Eye Dog.

Ryan took him out of Betty Ford after Redmond wanted to leave because he met a girl there. The girl was a heroin addict. She was the one who introduced him to the stuff.

It was sad, it was sad, it was sad. When Betty came back we didn't sing or laugh, or even argue. We sat drinking in the dark, smoking cigarettes, and when we went to sleep, I didn't put my feet on her body or she on mine like we used to. We slept without touching. We had both been robbed.

She was the best model because she not only had perfect facial features, but a great body and wasn't ashamed to show it. It was impossible to take a bad photo of her. Bettie Page was always ready for the camera's eye.

~I try to call my mother, Betty, with more regularity because I think, What if Hazel didn't call me for two weeks? I'm able to see her mothering now from a different vantage point.~

Betty took him for a walk in the zoo and he was amused by her evident belief in the curative power of animals. She seemed to think that it must steady him to look at a buffalo.

I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.

' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?

People were always able to look at Bettie Page and see what they needed her to be and she gave them that permission to do so. So in that way she's a feminist but I don't think she was ever trying to be.

Jerome Bettis should be in the Hall of Fame

Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven.

I miss Bettie Page. I've been missing her since the last time I photographed her in 1954.

Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years.

That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan.

When I was between the ages of five and nine, the soldiers of the Second World War wanted to have Betty Grable, but I wanted to be Betty Grable. She was the epitome of an alluring woman; she had it all as far as I was concerned.

It's interesting that gay men and young women have been the twin engines of the Bettie [Page] cult.

There's never been anyone like Bettie Before.

Monroe had Harlow and Detrich, she had all of those blonde bombshells, but there was nothing like Bettie. She was the first icon of her nature.

I probably can't stand you, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.

A lot of the stuff that I do with Betty is in the eyes.

A lot of the feelings that I evoke with her are unspoken, so that's been fun to play with.

People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

Even if he doesn’t eat, he knows the cookies.

I’ll bet his mother stuffed him full as a kid. (Tory) Not really. My mom wasn’t the Betty Crocker kind. (Acheron) (Not unless it involved napalm or plagues.)

I miss Betty madly. I loved her. Whenever people talk about her, I get really nostalgic. There are parts of her still with me; I played her for four years and, of course, the lines get blurred.

If I learned anything from Betty coming into my life, it's to just be open to all the things that come along.

I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland.

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