When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
— Billy Mays

I've told billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.
Angelina Jolie billy quote

Hi, Billy Mays here for...
— Billy Mays

The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy.
— Billy Barty

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
— billy quotation by Kurt Vonnegut