A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.— Donald Trump
Emotional Birth Certificate quotations
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it.
Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.
The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card.
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate.
How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.
I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I literally don't exist. I didn't even get a birth certificate until the mid-80s. I always feel like I could be, like, 10 years younger, or maybe I'm 70!
And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media's smoke and mirrors.
Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.
Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.
In a Cafe" I watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking at the photograph of a dead lover.
Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met Jesus - not in a church or on a camp or through people, but alone in my bedroom with an open Bible and a tangible revelation that the Son of God was not only real, but alive and awesome and stronger than the chains that bound me.
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters.
Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than The Donald. Now he can get to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth certificate.
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him.
Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.
I am always looking for ways our government can help make everyday life easier for Ontarians, and these new polymer birth certificates do just that. Having a safe and durable birth certificate will provide more security and help protect people from fraud and identify theft.
You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized.
If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city.
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims.
It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.
The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate.
I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the e, and I said, I want that! It's a little flair. Just to confuse people even more.
On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.
You know, I think there was a point in time when people didn't really understand how birth certificates were kept in the state of Hawaii, and now, I think that it's been pretty much disclosed that they used to have a long form and now they don't have a long form. Arizona used to have a long form, we now have a short form.
Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God.
Even when all the paperwork-a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns-clearly indicates you're an adult, but all the same, there you are, clutching the phone and thanking God that you're still somebody's daughter.
President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan.
He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.
My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.