quote by Dorothy Parker

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

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Birthday wishes quote Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a

Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten.

Birthday wishes quote Spend time with those you love. One of these days you will say either: "I wish I

Spend time with those you love. One of these days you will say either: "I wish I had" or "I'm glad I did".

All I want for my birthday is another birthday.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.

Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

Birthday wishes quote Sometimes you wish it was easier, but if it was, everyone else would do it, then

Sometimes you wish it was easier, but if it was, everyone else would do it, then you remember you don't want to be like everyone else.

Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom.

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please.

..be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The highest elevation, cause we above All that romance crap, just show your love.

Birthday wishes quote Give away what you most wish to receive.

Give away what you most wish to receive.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

We're sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you'll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday

Birthday wishes quote Great minds have purposes; others have wishes.

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes.

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens.

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday

If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future.

Birthday wishes quote Those who wish to sing... always find a song.

Those who wish to sing... always find a song.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Birthday wishes quote A goal without a plan is just a wish.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.

What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake.

Birthday wishes quote Fight me if you wish, but remember I am old for a reason.

Fight me if you wish, but remember I am old for a reason.

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And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a star or a flower or a birthday cake full of candles, then we're forfeiting one of the sweetest whimsies of our youth.

Birthday wishes quote Never wish life were easier, wish that you were better.

Never wish life were easier, wish that you were better.

You're only as old as you feel.

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.

[Lat., Mature fieri senem, si diu velis esses senex.]

The most successful marketer becomes part of the lives of their followers.

They follow back. They wish happy birthday. They handle problems their customers have with products or service. They grow their businesses and brands by involving themselves in their own communities.

Birthday wishes quote Some see a weed, some see a wish.

Some see a weed, some see a wish.

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On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday.

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.

The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts.

Birthday wishes quote Find someone who will:

Find someone who will:

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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had!

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