Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.— Dorothy Parker
Thrilling Birthday Wishes Funny quotations
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.
Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.
What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
You're only as old as you feel.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
People associate long hair with drug use.
I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.