1. 10

    For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

  2. 9

    Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

  3. 8

    All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.

  4. 7

    Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.

  5. 6

    It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

  6. 5

    Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

  7. 4

    The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

  8. 3

    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

  9. 2

    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

  10. 1

    Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.