For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.
Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.