quote by Albert Einstein

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

— Albert Einstein

Provocative Bite Me quotations

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.

Bite me quote Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.

I think the most tortured place in hell should be reserved not for traitors, but... for cowards. The weakest, most spineless losers. Because it seems to me that traitors? At least they made a choice. But cowards? They just run around biting their fingernails, totally afraid to do anything. Which is totally worse.

Bite me quote You can handle almost anything if you simply take one bite at a time.
You can handle almost anything if you simply take one bite at a time.

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon.

I was Chairman Mao's dog. I bit whomever he asked me to bite.

I'm never going to accomplish anything;

that's perfectly clear to me. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back.

“Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen.

"She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

It takes 42 muscles to smile. Instead pick up your middle finger and say "bite me!

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me.

That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.

I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time.

And to learn how to be happier, just in general. I have to learn to take things not so seriously. And to stop biting my nails!... Recording music has helped take my mind off certain things. For me, my music is therapy.

I love music. For me, music is morning coffee. It's mood medicine. It's pure magic. A good song is like a good meal-I just want to inhale it and then share a bite with someone else.

My nutritionist says, 'If you bite it, write it.

' Writing down everything that you put in your mouth really helps. I don’t count a damn calorie. But when I’m really trying to eat healthy, I write everything down. It really holds me accountable and puts me on a healthier path.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'.

It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

One boy made fun of me because one day, I had really curly hair, and I wear glasses normally, and I also bite my nails. I feel like everyone is different in their own way, so, people shouldn't try to make them feel bad because of that.

I want to hear raucous music, to see faces, to brush against bodies, to drink fiery Benedictine. Beautiful women and handsome men arouse fierce desires in me. I want to dance. I want drugs. I want to know perverse people, to be intimate with them. I never look at naive faces. I want to bite into life, and to be torn by it.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them.

Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

I've never actually met one in the wild, but I have seen a king cobra.

They go towards people, they rear up six feet tall and they're very aggressive and they are very fast. And one bite means certain death. So if I encountered a king cobra in the wild I would be very alarmed.

We live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up.

Maybe text me later? But don't call because I don't really listen to my messages. But if you text me..." We've displaced interaction into sound bites and untethered phrases and sentences that come up on the phone as Twitter feed.

I paint the way someone bites his fingernails;

for me, painting is a bad habit because I don't know nor can I do anything else.

I am a greedy actor in the sense that I like the big bites.

Put a big fat steak in front of me, and I will eat it.

Knowing me is easy. You can still twist your hair and feel silly. Look up the word tacky and have a salad. But when we're together you pull bread apart with your fingers into bites sometimes so small I gotta remind you, Peach, it is okay to be hungry.

What if a dawn of a doom of a dream bites this universe in two, peels forever out of his grave, and sprinkles nowhere with me and you?

On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.

When the course of experience made me see that there is no saviour and no special grace, no remission beyond the human, that pain is to be endured and fades, if it fades, only with time, then God became nothing to me but a dyslexic dog, with neither bark nor bite.

It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my head off!

I want love to roll me over slowly stick a knife inside me, and twist it all around.... I want love to walk right up and bite me grab a hold of me and fight me leave me dying on the ground.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

Absolutely breathtaking, nail-biting, and edge-of-your-seat.

Michael Koryta is a master at maintaining suspense and a hell of a good writer. THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD is one of the best chase-and-escape novels you’ll read this year-or any other year. The pace never lets up.

As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious.

This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!'

I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit it out-of-bounds. But even if one of those bad things happens, I've got a little money in the bank, my wife still loves me, and my dog won't bite me when I come home.

When I'm on TV, I'm often talking to a conservative host.

I may have another conservative arguing with me. You've got very limited time, and you're using 'sound-bite' type language.

I know that campaigns can seem small, and even silly.

Trivial things become big distractions. Serious issues become sound bites. And the truth gets buried under an avalanche of money and advertising. If you're sick of hearing me approve this message, believe me - so am I.

I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash.

That was a bad situation, because I bought ridiculous stuff. I bought a snake bite emergency kit. Then I said to my friends, "Don't even worry about snakes anymore". My friend stepped on a worm, and I said, "Lay down!"