quote by Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

— Wendy Liebman

Bumbling Blind Date quotations

Blind date quote Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

I let a friend set me up on a blind date.

It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.

Well with girls I don't get no respect.

I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.

Blind date quote Your dream doesn't have an expiration date. Take a deep breath, and try again.

Your dream doesn't have an expiration date. Take a deep breath, and try again.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well.

Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the Channel 4 documentary and I resigned from Blind Date.

Blind date quote The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.

The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.

I will not go on a blind date.

Personal branding is about managing your name - even if you don't own a business - in a world of misinformation, disinformation, and semi-permanent Google records. Going on a date? Chances are that your "blind" date has Googled your name. Going to a job interview? Ditto.

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar or restaurant or coffee shop and scan the crowd and suddenly your heart stops and you say to yourself: oh, please—let it be him.

Blind date quote The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.

The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.

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Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian.

The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show and tell. He took out the gold medal for me and my sisters, and we were like, 'So? Who the hell are you?'

I had always liked blind dates. If nothing else, it was an interesting way of discovering what people thought of you.

Blind date quote If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress?

If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress?

Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed it was a typo. Yeah, I’m sure his finger just happened to slip two spaces to the left).

That first writing session, what Dan Hill calls a creative blind date, is always a real challenge, and you bring that back to your partner when you return to writing with them.

I had someone correct my grammar once on a blind date, and within the first 10 minutes the date was over. You just don't correct somebody's grammar. That's just not okay. I'm from Tennessee, so I probably say everything wrong. I might have said 'ain't,' or something like that.

Blind date quote If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress.

If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress.

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Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun.

First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I have been on blind dates better than that.

Cowriting is very personal. A great song is an honest song, so you have to be able to open up to the person in the room. It's like a blind date. I know in the first five minutes if it's gonna be weird.

The blind date that has stood you up: your life.

Blind date quote Hatred and fear blind us. We no longer see each other. We only see the faces of

Hatred and fear blind us. We no longer see each other. We only see the faces of monsters, and that gives us the courage to destroy each other.

I've been dating a lot. I've met some very interesting people, and I've had some horrible blind dates.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans.

Maybe you can talk her out of them.

I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.

Blind date quote Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Once you start cooking, one thing leads to another.

A new recipe is as exciting as a blind date. A new ingredient, heaven help me, is an intoxicating affair.

Simply handing over your iPod to a friend, your blind date, or the total stranger sitting next to you on the plane opens you up like a book." (Steven Levy)

He finished the bandage and was examining it critically.

"You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.

Blind date quote An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Love, love, love -- all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures, a welter of self-induced miseries and joys, blinding and masking the essential personalities in the frozen gestures of courtship, in the kissing and the dating and the desire, the compliments and the quarrels which vivify its barrenness.

What is research, but a blind date with knowledge.

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

Blind date quote The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision

The live audience is a blind date. The camera is a hungry lover. One wants to be wined and dined and seduced and then decide where the evening will go. The other knows how it wants to be touched, wants it now and can damn well tell if you are lying about it. Both are fickle. Both feel good. Depends on your mood.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates.

Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose, Kim Basinger's lips.' Yeah, they always forget to tell me she's also got Charlie Brown's head.

Blind date quote The eyes are useless when the mind is blind...

The eyes are useless when the mind is blind...

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What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

For the piano and me it is always a blind date! I meet different pianos every single day. I can't take my piano with me like a bassist can take his instrument. So whenever I arrive I am a bit nervous to see what kind of piano is waiting for me.

Its so daunting to walk into a classroom or a school auditorium.

Its like the worlds weirdest blind date. I know all the students are thinking, Who is this tool standing up in front of us?

It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time, they were the two most unpleasant cultures in the entire world, and richly deserved each other. Still, the story of how stout Cortes blustered, bullied and bludgeoned his way to collapsing an entire empire with a handful of contagious hoodlums is astonishing.

I'm sure I've dated my share of loonies in the past.

Sometimes I realized it early on and sometimes not that fast. Love can be blinding, even for therapists. Plus, crazy can be fun sometimes. Don't you think?! Maybe that's just me!

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