quote by Garry Shandling

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

— Garry Shandling

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Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.

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A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.

.. and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I haven't deliberately set out to play the blonde bombshell in my movies.

In fact, it's probably been quite the opposite. After the success of The Mask, I wasn't offered all that many blonde bombshell parts, to be honest. I think people believed from the beginning that I could actually walk and talk at the same time.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Types really don't matter. I have been accused of preferring blondes. But I have known some mighty attractive redheads, brunettes, and yes, women with grey hair. Age, height, weight haven't anything to do with glamour.

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

I paint German artists whom I admire.

I paint their pictures, their work as painters, and their portraits too. But oddly enough, each of these portraits ends up as a picture of a woman with blonde hair. I myself have never been able to work out why this happens.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

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What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

My Latin roots are very strong. All my life, because I'm blonde and blue-eyed, people who aren't Hispanic can't believe I am. And people who are Hispanic always think I'm not, because I don't look like them. Being Latin is part of who I am and I bring that part to every role.

I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

My natural color is dark blond, but right now I like being a brunette.

I did a movie last summer and they dyed my hair platinum - I hated it.

If I go into a club now, all the blonde girls leave my corner and all the black girls come into my corner. It's as if I'm racist towards white girls!

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You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!

When I was in Mecca I noticed that their, they had no color problem.

That they had people there whose eyes were blue and people there whose eyes were black, people whose skin was white, people whose skin was black, people whose hair was blond, people whose hair was black, from the whitest white person to the blackest black person.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.

I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette.

I don't know if that's just because of a societal preconceived notion that all blondes are stupid, but it's a different kind of attitude.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

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