quote by Garry Shandling

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

— Garry Shandling

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Blonde girl quote Behind every girl's favorite song there is an untold story.
Behind every girl's favorite song there is an untold story.
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I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

If I go into a club now, all the blonde girls leave my corner and all the black girls come into my corner. It's as if I'm racist towards white girls!

Blonde girl quote The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.
The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

I'm really just a throw-my-hair-into-a-ponytail kind of girl.

I don't like styles that are too neat or too done. I don't think I'll ever go too crazy with colors. I stick with my main two: goldish-blonde or black.


You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.

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All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

I wondered if I would appear on a temple wall painting someday.

A blonde Egyptian girl with purple highlights running sideways through the palm trees, screaming "Yikes!" in hieroglyphics as Neith chased after me. The thought of some poor archaeologist trying to figure that out almost lifted my spirits.

I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls.

Though I might make an exception for that blonde.

A framed photo on a dusty bookshelf caught his attention;

he moved closer and picked it up silently. A small girl with long blond hair was standing under a tree, her face tilted up in delight as its feathery leaves brushed across her face, framing it. A willow tree. Willow.

Blonde girl quote A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it b
A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

I'm insecure about everything, because.

.. I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond, blue-eyed girl. That is my idea of what I'd like to look like.


Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.

Blonde girl quote Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.
Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.

If you go to a network and say, "I wanna do prison stories about black women and Latino women and old women," you're not gonna make a sale. But, if you've got this blonde girl going to prison, you can get in there, and then you can tell all the stories. I just thought it was a terrific gateway drug into all the things I wanted to get into.

That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.

I'm not the stereotypical blonde vixen girl but rather the blonde freckled girl from Kentucky.

Blonde girl quote She was a wild, wicked slip of a girl. She burned too bright for this world.
She was a wild, wicked slip of a girl. She burned too bright for this world.

Appearing in 'Legally Blonde' has helped me find my inner girl, although at the beginning the director was constantly telling me off for sitting like a boy, with my legs apart, while wearing a cocktail dress and heels!

Whereas before I was a young, blonde girl who would do what she was told.

I know who I am as a person and I'm getting damn strong.

The working men, I'll go by and they'll whistle. At first they whistle because they think, 'Oh, it's a girl. She's got blond hair and she's not out of shape,' and then they say, 'Gosh, it's Marilyn Monroe!'

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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

I liked girls with pale skin because I am a California boy, tanned and blonde hair.

I don't go for girls who have beach blond hair, that stereotypical girl thing.

But, you know, whatever comes around.


Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along.

You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.

Blonde girl quote A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.
A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.
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You, have this whole tall, dark stranger thing going on.

Not to mention the tortured artist bit. And you, have that whole blonde cool and collected perfect smart thing going on. You're the boy all the girls want to rebel with. You, are the unattainable girl in homeroom who never gives a guy the time of day.

I've been boxing ever since I was 16.

I love surprising people who think a short, blond girl can't fight! Just because I look a certain way doesn't mean I'm weak.

A black man singing about a blond girl was potential trouble.

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Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

I am definitely not the normal girl. I'm not some skinny blond, you know? I chose strong over skinny. So, I am honored that people think I'm sexy. I'm just really happy people accept me as I am and I don't have to change.


The Jawbreaker writer-director Darren Stein was a huge fan of Carrie and Halloween. He was like a kid. He was 26, so he was such a fan. He wanted William Katt and I, from Carrie, to be in the movie as the parents. We had a little bit more that ended up on the cutting-room floor, but that was kind of fun. Everybody that worked on that movie was really cool, including the girls, especially the new girl, the blonde, Judy Greer.

I have a pilot called The Re-Education of Oliver Cooper starring the white kid from Project X where follows a black girl to a black university, like in Legally Blonde. I have so many fun projects.

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When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love you see it in his eyes
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The first thing I ever thought of when I thought of Buffy , the movie, was the little...blonde girl who goes into a dark alley and gets killed, in every horror movie. The idea of Buffy was to subvert that idea, that image, and create someone who was a hero where she had always been a victim. That element of surprise ... genre-busting is very much at the heart of both the movie and the series.

I'm not really trying to be sexy. I try to explain to girls that you don't have to have long blond hair and big boobs.

I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud.

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A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I remember vividly one distinct memory of arriving in Hong Kong and being the only blonde haired girl in this sea of international students, and thinking, 'Oh, my God. There's no hiding here.

She was a natural blonde, with delicate hands and feet, and in her youthful photographs one saw a girl with mocking eyes and a tragic smile, the course of whose life would conspire in time to transpose that pair of adjectives.

When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl.

Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits.

I tried to dredge up the same reaction other girls had around Marcus, but nothing happened. No matter how hard I tried, I just didn't have that same attraction His hair was too blond, I decided. And his eyes needed a little more green.

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