I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
— Mitch Hedberg

It's an ordinary day for brian. Like, he died every day, you know.
Peter Townsend brian quote

I love Brian Piccolo, and I'd like all of you to love him. When you hit your knees to pray tonight, please ask God to love him, too.
— Gale Sayers

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.
— Megan Fox

People never understood that there was Brian and The Boz. They were two completely different people.
— brian quotation by Brian Bosworth