I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.— Anthony Jeselnik
Unbelievable Bulimic quotations
The body is like an elaborate metaphor.
One may be able to taste and not swallow, like the anorexic, or to swallow and not integrate, like the bulimic or obese.
I'm not skinny for the wrong reasons.
It's not because I'm bulimic or anorexic or doing drugs. Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight.
Now the whole dizzying and delirious range of sexual possibilities has been boiled down to that one big, boring, bulimic word. RELATIONSHIP.
I couldn't be anorexic because I like food too much, and I couldn't be bulimic because I hate throwing up too much.
In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds and you're anorexic. Accept them and you're on the Atkins. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and you're bulimic. Best to keep perfectly still and bring an IV of fluids with you to dinner.
I was anorexic-bulimic when I was 16-17. It was a top secret that time, but these things always are.
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
As a teen, I was both anorexic and bulimic.
I didn't want to get back into the whole industry.
I left overworked, overwhelmed, and not having any control over my life. I was bulimic and needed to heal.
I was bulimic and anorexic for a while, just hating my body.
As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough.
I think I look very healthy. You've already seen what I've eaten, so I couldn't be anorexic, and I wouldn't throw up if you paid me $1,000, so I'm not bulimic. Okay, for $1,000 I would stick my finger down my throat, but throwing up is the worst thing in the world.
The Plutocracy's insatiable hunger for pixelated information is enough to put a bulimic Pac-Man to shame
Never work with children, puppies or bulimics.
I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.
Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony, or, as we call them these days, "getting in touch with your sexuality," "raising your self-esteem," "relaxation therapy," and "being a recovered bulimic."
Reality is nourishment, but people don't believe it, I guess it's hard to stomach the truth like a bulimic.
I'm a former bulimic myself and it's a horrible, horrible addiction.
I mean, we all know the dangers of starving, but bulimia? That can't be that bad. It's only bad when you get really thin. Who worries about bulimics? They're just gross.
Take your diamonds and throw em up like you're bulimic. Yeah, the beat cold, but the flow is anemic.
What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask.
"Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm throwing up." Wow. She sounds just like my dad! "I'm only an alcoholic when I get drunk." There are all kinds of addicts, I guess. We all have pain. And we all look for ways to make the pain go away. Penelope gorges on her pain and then throws it up and flushes it away. My dad drinks his pain away. (107)