Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you— Lemmy Kilmister
Off-limits Bullshit quotations
Silence is better than bullshit.
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?
There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit. Remember that.
You gotta be able to smile through the bullshit
The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else.
If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop.
Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false.
His eye is not on the facts at all. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor;
you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.
There's a point when you're dating someone where you become aware of all the things you kind of thought you couldn't depart from. You kind of build all of these nostalgias and sort of antiquated memories in your mind, and when you're at the point during the breakup, you realise, "you know what, it actually takes a bit more than all this bullshit".
You don't make up for your sins in church.
You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.
There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit.
A protest song is a song that's so specific that you cannot mistake it for bullshit.
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.
As I say at the beginning of my workshops, 'Everything I say here is a lie -- bullshit, in other words -- because anything that you put in words is not experience, is not the experiment. It's a representation -- a misrepresentation.
There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil.
Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people.
The same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.
Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it
The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.
To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of bullshit.