My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

— Erma Bombeck

Fantastic Bunk Beds quotations

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Bunk beds quote We read in bed because reading is halfway between life and dreaming.
We read in bed because reading is halfway between life and dreaming.

What I did, you know, being away from my family, letting so many people down.

I let myself down, not being out on the football field, being in a prison bed, in a prison bunk, writing letters home, you know. That wasn't my life.

Bunk beds quote Wake up with determination. Go to bed with satisfaction.
Wake up with determination. Go to bed with satisfaction.
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I do it for the love. Bunk bed flow, always one level above.

As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. I covered it with being funny and tough, but it's hard to be tough when you're making your cot in your bunk over soaking wet sheets and acting like nobody can smell anything.

I remember the first time Bill Fichtner and I had a scene together.

I've seen him in a few movies, from Armageddon to The Perfect Storm and Contact, and suddenly he's on a bunk bed and I'm on a bunk bed and we're doing this scene together. That was a real 'pinch me' moment.

Bunk beds quote We stopped checking for monsters under the bed, when we realized they were insid
We stopped checking for monsters under the bed, when we realized they were inside of us
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When I was nine or 10, I had jumped off of a bunk bed and shattered and dislocated my shoulder. That was on the same arm as the cast was on, which I didn't really put together until I was really starting to feel a little uncomfortable in my shoulder area, and then I was like, "Oh, this cast is on that arm. That's what that is about."

I had old bunk beds that my dad got from Seabrook Farms.

They were first used by German prisoners during World War II, who were sent to work the farms during the war. The metal beds with their thin mattresses could easily be used as a jungle gym and I loved them.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

Bunk beds quote Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning.
Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning.
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Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!