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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. — W. Somerset Maugham

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed -- but never the husband). — James Thurber

It is said, that no one is a hero to their butler. The reason is, that it requires a hero to recognize a hero. The butler, however, will probably know well how to estimate his equals. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. — W. Somerset Maugham

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. — Calvin Trillin

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband). — James Thurber

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. — Eoin Colfer

Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler. — George Byron