45+ Unforgettable Butt Quotes That Will Unlock Your True Potential

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.

If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish.

If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air Force is Jewish, the Marine Corps dangerous goyisch. Rye Bread is Jewish, instant potatoes, scary goyisch. Eddie Cantor is goyisch, George Jessel is goyisch-Coleman Hawkins is Jewish.

They read their sports pages, know their statistics and either root like hell or boo our butts off. I love it. Give me vocal fans, pro or con, over the tourist types who show up in Houston or Montreal and just sit there.

Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world.

They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up.

I have felt for the last 10 years I have had this battle;

I've been fighting so hard to have an education. It's been this uphill struggle. I was Warner Bros' pain in the butt. I was their scheduling conflict. I was the one who made life difficult.

Perhaps when we die our names are takenfrom us by a divine magnet and are freeto flutter here and there within the bodies of birds.I'll be a simple crowwho can reach the top of Antelope Butte.(From: Hard Times)

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers. Me, I'm the little guy in the group. People always root for the little guy.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.

I would never disrespect any man, woman, chick or child out there.

We're all the same. What goes around comes around, and karma kicks us all in the butt in the end of the day.

You know, sometimes I'll go to an 8th-grade graduation and there's all that pomp and circumstance and gowns and flowers. And I think to myself, it's just 8th grade ... An 8th-grade education doesn't cut it today. Let's give them a handshake and tell them to get their butts back in the library!

Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor.

Keep your hopes high, even if you get knocked on your butt. Get up. Get up. Get up!

There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.

Some people can work their butts off and never get what they're aiming for while others can get it without any effort at all.

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.

You have taught us much. Come with us and join the movement." "This movement of yours, does it have slogans?" inquired the Chink. "Right on!" they cried. And they quoted him some. "Your movement, does it have a flag?" asked the Chink. "You bet!" and they described their emblem. "And does your movement have leaders?" "Great leaders." "Then shove it up your butts," said the Chink. "I have taught you nothing.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in New York, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be goyish even if you're Jewish.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish.

If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I'm very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely.

The federal government... announced a plan to spend, like, a trillion of taxpayer dollars to buy out bad mortgages and debt. Wall Street was surprisingly enthusiastic about the plan to save their (butts) with other peoples' money. It was either that, or Sarah Palin's idea to sell it all on eBay.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

There is no arguing with him, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it.

I don't kiss nobody's butt.

Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

.. If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break.

While in America beautiful is skinny, in Barbados it's thick - girls with huge butts and nice curves.

Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

There are people working their butts off trying to save our republic and save democracy from the likes of powerful people in the Democrat Party who want to take this country and turn it into a personal little playground for their own private gain.

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

With action films, it's great if it's not just driven by action, but by a good story and interesting characters, as well. Though, there's nothin' like kicking butt!

Make friends. Be a leader. Kiss butts if you have to, but if the other guys despise you-you know what I mean?

It's wonderful for the players. It's a huge challenge and a huge responsibility for us to get our act together, get our butts in gear. Phil isn't going to bail us out because of our mental lapses.

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

I never got discouraged for long, but we all got our butts kicked musically.

In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike.

But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang!"

I'm not one to blow smoke at my players.

They kicked our butts on the offensive boards. And it's not just because the ball came their way.

I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I know it, don't tell me I had a good show. I hate that. I guess because I'm 17, people think I don't see stuff like that.