If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy.
Golf has become so manicured, so perfect.
The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.
Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
Last Update: January, 2020