1. 10

    You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

  2. 9

    She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

  3. 8

    A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet; her happiness is to be made as cakes are, by a fixed receipt.

  4. 7

    I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

  5. 6

    My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.

  6. 5

    The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake.

  7. 4

    I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

  8. 3

    Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

  9. 2

    If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.

  10. 1

    A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.