You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet; her happiness is to be made as cakes are, by a fixed receipt.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.
The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.