I don't even know what street Canada is on.
— Al Capone

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in canada.
Patti LaBelle canada quote

I don't think Obama's a socialist or evil, I just think he's wrong and I disagree with him, he's a leftist, that's what they are in France and in Great Britain and in Canada.
— Jonathan Krohn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
— Steven Wright

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
— canada quotation by Jon Stewart