quote by John Mulaney

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

— John Mulaney

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Cancel quote Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promiss

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.

The most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry.

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.

Cancel quote Yesterday is cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissor

Yesterday is cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.

Misbehavior and punishment are not opposites that cancel each other - on the contrary they breed and reinforce each other.

Once you consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things back the way they are.

Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos.

Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent.

Most of us like thinking we are God's only children.

..At least one of the purposes of church is to remind us that God has other children, easily as precious as we. Baptism and narcissism cancel each other out.

Grace does not cancel out our responsibility or accountability for the things God has given us to do.

It's important to me that on 'Family Feud' I could kiss all the people.

It sounds crazy but when I first came here Petula Clark was on a show with Nat King Cole and he kissed her on the cheek and eighty-one stations in the South canceled him. I kissed black women daily and nightly on 'Family Feud' and the world didn't come to an end, did it?

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Let us throw ourselves into the ocean of His goodness, where every failing will be canceled and anxiety turned into love.

I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note - torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against one.

Yesterday is a cancelled check; Tomorrow is a promissory note; Today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely.

I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments.

We call for cancelling student debt, for bailing out young people like Wall Street was bailed out to the tune of $16 trillion.

Take noise-cancelling headphones, a good book, and wear comfy clothes.

You can't buy something which does not exist.

In a way, let's make things exist and then judge later. Don't cancel the process of creativity too early; let it flow.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

Each moment of our life, we either invoke or destroy our dreams.

We call upon it to become a fact, or we cancel our previous instructions.

Three days: Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday, I know, Yet if the past were cancelled within the here and now, And then the future hidden, I could regain that Day, Which I, before I was, had lived in God's own way.

We have a strange illusion that mere time cancels sin.

But mere time does nothing either to the fact or to the guilt of a sin.

I wasn't allowed to play in some universities in the United States and out of twenty-five concerts, twenty-three were canceled unless I would substitute my black bass player for my old white bass player, which I wouldn't do.

Action eradicates fear. No matter what you fear,--- positive, self-affirming action can diminish or completely cancel that which you are fearful of.

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.

Man's life seems to me like a long, weary night that would be intolerable if there were not occasionally flashes of light, the sudden brightness of which is so comforting and wonderful, that the moments of their appearance cancel out and justify the years of darkness.

We're going to go to the moon. We're going to go on to Mars. We're going to set up a base on the moon. OK, but no money to pay for it, nothing in the budget for it. And so the decision made at that time was to cancel the whole shuttle program to save money, which I think was very, very short sighted.

Your destiny is not cancelled because of a mistake, because of a failure. Get back up and go again.

A battle that you win cancels any other bad action of yours.

In the same way, by losing one, all the good things worked by you before become vain.

The quality of the will to power is, precisely, growth.

Achievement is its cancellation. To be, the will to power must increase with each fulfillment, making the fulfillment only a step to a further one. The vaster the power gained the vaster the appetite for more.

I am pleased now that I have lived in a gay as well as a religious ghetto, though it hasn't been very comfortable. Taken together, their limitations cancel each other out and I have seen the world more kindly and more honestly.

Britain has the IRA and no one cancels concerts there.

Sound has spoiled the most ancient of the world's arts, the art of pantomime, and has canceled out the great beauty that is silence.

I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.

When I fly, I never check my bags. I bring a carry-on, an eye pillow, noise-canceling headphones, a big pillow and a blanket.

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