quote by Lewis Black

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

— Lewis Black

Emotional Candy Corn quotations

Candy corn quote Don't look for a partner who is eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food.

Don't look for a partner who is eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."

My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn.

It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.

Never take candy from strangers.

And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.

Oh I've never liked candy corn, I think it's just awful - I think candy corn's awful.

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful.

There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year, because they're awful. And there's a reason they only serve candy corn once a year, because it's awful.

Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that.

What inspired me to become an author? I think it was the snow in New York.

I looked out the window and I said, 'Well, I have to get dressed every morning to go to teach, but if I write a book, I can stay home in my bathrobe, eat candy corn.'

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