quote by Steven Wright

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

— Steven Wright

Profound Cannibal quotations

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism.

If I die here in Glasgow, I shall be eaten by worms;

If I can but live and die serving the Lord Jesus, it will make no difference to me whether I am eaten by cannibals or by worms; for in the Great Day my resurrection body will arise as fair as yours in the likeness of our risen Redeemer.

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .

Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.

Slander is worse than cannibalism.

Slander is worse than cannibalism.

If we can abandon our missionary zeal we have less chance of being eaten by cannibals.

Men become cannibals of their own hearts;

remorse, regret, and restless impatience usurp the place of more wholesome feeling: every thing seems better than that which is.

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

You have to take the long view. First, when Moses came down from Mt. Sinai, man has already progressed to the point where a commandment against cannibalism was no longer necessary. And, second, it's like pissing on a boulder. For the first few thousand years, you don't see any effect. But after that, you start to see a definite impact.

You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a cannibal king, and when you have sailed on the ocean all your whole life, then you don't know just how to behave in school with all the apples and ibexes.

There is not a single argument nor a single fact that can be offered in favour of flesh eating that cannot be offered, with equal strength, in favour of cannibalism.

The typical lawmaker of today is a man wholly devoid of principle - a mere counter in a grotesque and knavish game. If the right pressure could be applied to him, he would be cheerfully in favor of polygamy, astrology or cannibalism.

My dream is that people will come to view eating an animal as cannibalism.

I have been called a Rogue Elephant, a Cannibal Shark, and a crocodile.

I am none the worse. I remain a caged, and rather sardonic, lion, in a particularly contemptible and ill-run zoo.

It is easier to sail many thousand miles through cold and storm and cannibals, ina government ship, with five hundred men and boys to assist one, than it is to explore the private sea, the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean of one's being alone.

Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him.

Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?" "They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

1,000 cows in the U.S. are alive at night and dead in the morning. These cows on the ground are ground into feed, making their fellows not only carnivores but cannibals. Europe after Mad Cows' Disease has banned this practice. The U.S has not yet.

...the very cannibalism of the counterrevolution will convince the nations that there is only one way in which the murderous death agonies of the old society and the bloody birth throes of the new society can be shortened, simplified and concentrated, and that way is revolutionary terror.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

Legalizing abortion to get government out of the bedroom is like legalizing cannibalism to get government out of the kitchen.

I'm against eating a human being alive - I don't do it.

Somebody might make cannibalism jokes and laugh it off like it's nothing. I don't agree with that. I want to proclaim a rejection of cannibalism.

Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting.

Do it all the time and eventually it will happen. He got his break, after all, by taking a role nobody else wanted. A cannibal!

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.

I'm sure that someday children in schools will study the history of the men who made war as you study an absurdity. They'll be shocked, just as today we're shocked with cannibalism.

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