quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

— Anthony Jeselnik

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Car accident quote Nothing happens by accident. God is preparing you for great things.

Nothing happens by accident. God is preparing you for great things.

I don't want to die in a car accident.

When I die it'll be a glorious day. It'll probably be a waterfall.

Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.

Car accident quote There are no accidental meetings between souls.

There are no accidental meetings between souls.

In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year.

Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire.... Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It's real. And to anybody watching, you look foolish. Like you've suddenly become an idiot. There's no cure for it unless you know somebody who understands how you feel, and knows how to help.

ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked.

Car accident quote You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

I'm just a careful person around wheels and stuff like that.

I try to be as cautious as I can, cause I lost friends to motorcycle accidents and car accidents. So I don't ever play around anything like that.

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.

I guess what I always found funny was the human condition.

There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.

Car accident quote Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacri

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing.

There is a limit to the application of democratic methods.

You can inquire of all the passengers as to what type of car they like to ride in, but it is impossible to question them as to whether to apply the brakes when the train is at full speed and accident threatens.

Accidents happen, whether they're car accidents, friendly fire, drug overdoses.

Accidents happen, and they're tragic. It's like a bomb that goes off and pieces of shrapnel rip into the flesh of the family. It's the families that need the compassion, because everywhere they walk, every day, someone reminds them of their loss.

Oh, and I heard a rumor that I died in a car accident. I didn’t.

Car accident quote We don't meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason.

We don't meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason.

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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young.

You can fool anyone, apart from the young. The worst are the lip operations. There are people who have it done and I don't recognise them afterwards. They look like they flew through the windscreen during a car accident and were patched up badly afterwards.

There have been three times. Once I got in a car accident and shattered my finger. A few years ago I didn't feel like being alive. That's all I can say.

Car accident quote We don't meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason.

We don't meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason.

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You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

Everybody thinks that 2-D is Damon, but none of the characters are based on any of us. 2-D is the classic stupid pretty boy singer. He's the fall guy, the stooge. Everyone takes the piss out of him. He had a car accident where he went through the windscreen and ended up with two bumps on his head. It knocked some cool into him

I quit after a bad car accident. The thing about boxing is that you can be a star for five or six years, but when you go back to the old life, it's tough.

Car accident quote A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

When you run into someone in NY it is usually a pleasant surprise.

When you run into someone in LA you usually had a car accident.

I'm really afraid of getting hit by cars, like terrified of it.

I`m terrified of crossing streets. I'm also very accident-prone...I think people aim for me.

A 99% Value-at-Risk calculation does not evaluate what happens in the last one percent... This is like an airbag that works all the time, except when you have a car accident.

Car accident quote Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlight

Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

The negative effects of combat were nightmares, and I'd get jumpy around certain noises and stuff, but you'd have that after a car accident or a bad divorce. Life's filled with trauma. You don't need to go to war to find it it's going to find you. We all deal with it, and the effects go away after awhile. At least they did for me.

When I was 19, I was in a horrific car accident, and it taught me that at the end of our life, we ask all these questions. And my questions, I discovered, were: Did I really live my life? Did I love? Did I matter? And I was unhappy with the answers.

I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.

Car accident quote You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things wil

You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change.

Honestly, I could get in a car accident today and never play tennis again, and then I wouldn't have anything to fall back on. But fortunately enough, I do.

I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife was driving. She went into oncoming traffic, our car flipped almost four times. I didn't even have time to put on a seat belt, because they'd just picked me up.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

Car accident quote It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of

It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.

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I compare it to being in a car accident.

There's so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you don't remember any of the details.

The news of life is carried via telephone.

A baby's birth, a couple engaged, a tragic car accident on a late night highway - most milestones of the human journey, good or bad, are foreshadowed by the sound of a ringing.

In survey after survey, people report that the greatest dangers they face are, in this order: terrorist attack, plane crashes and nuclear accidents. This despite the fact that these three combined have killed fewer people in the past half-century than car accidents do in any given year.

Car accident quote I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered.

Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident.

We take life for granted, sleepwalking until a shattering event knocks us awake.

Zen says, don't wait until the car accident, the cancer diagnosis, or the death of a loved one to get your priorities straight. Do it now.

Believing in yourself and being willing to do anything, to walk through the fire, to do what it is that you want to do. Getting out of that car accident covered with blood to play the gig . . . I mean, that's me. That's just me.

I want to be remembered for the work that I've done, rather than the car accidents that I've gotten into, the men that I've not dated - or the man that I have.

When you read a book, and it's really, really beautiful, you're so engaged you forget to breathe. If you're in a car accident, and everything moves slowly, you can be shocked into the present. The past and the future disappear.

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