quote by Dave Barry

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

— Dave Barry

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Car rental quote You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car.

Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers, asking what we had done for her as of late

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

Car rental quote A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars. It was hard to have a good time, and the only way I could make the loneliness excusable was by taking pictures I thought were very good, even valuable.

I once went on the most grueling radio tour.

Living in hotel rooms, sleeping in the backs of rental cars as my mom drove to three different cities in one day.

Usually the casting process is lengthy and humiliating, but in this instance, The Ghost Writer, it was just too easy. I was sitting in a rental car on an L.A. street and my cell phone rang, and it was Roman Polanski on the line. I couldn't really believe my luck. He said, "See you in Berlin." I sat staring at a palm tree, thinking how surreal that was.

Car rental quote Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlight

Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

I've heard Braggadocio about excess baggage charges, multiple unused hotel rooms, and rental cars held unused for long periods of time, which makes me lose respect for certain photographers. Sometimes it's worth it to spend money on a good idea, but wasting money makes me ill.

You could drive a rental car until you don't want it.

Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles.

But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Car rental quote You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things wil

You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag.

Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch flights, switch airlines or even leave the airport and get a rental car to drive to your next destination. If the airline has your bag, they also have you.

Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava floes destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, "Gee, this is swell," then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents.

Car rental quote It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of

It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.

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My dad and I are very different people.

For example, he's been stabbed; I'm afraid of bugs. He's a mechanic; I once had to exchange a "broken" rental car because I didn't realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it.

Book your life choices in advance the same way you would book flights, car rentals, hotels, and excursions. Figure out early on in your career whether you intend to be financially independent or marry a rich man, join the ranks of the professional elite or be the stay-at- home type, postpone having children or find part-time employment. Then fasten your seat belt and sit tight as you watch your trajectory veer off course.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Car rental quote I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered.

I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars.

Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

Jenk shook his head as he headed for the rental car counter.

He felt his shoulders tightening as he walked away, certain that Izzy wasn't quite ready to be silent or invisible yet. He was halfway there when Izzy shouted, "Jenkins! I wish I could quit yew!" Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back.

Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me, you know, about the car?' His eyes widened. I could almost hear him thinking, Of all the nerve! 'You were driving,' he said. 'But he likes you so much better than me.' 'That is because I do not keep wrecking the rentals.

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