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    When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

  2. 9

    Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

  3. 8

    Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

  4. 7

    A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

  5. 6

    A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.

  6. 5

    Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

  7. 4

    It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

  8. 3

    Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

  9. 2

    Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.

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    A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

  11. Last Update: September, 2020

  1. image quote by George Best

    I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered.

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    It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.

  3. image quote by Snoop Dogg

    You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change.

  4. image quote by E. L. Doctorow

    Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

  5. image quote by Kenneth Tynan

    A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

  6. image quote by Oscar Wilde

    You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.