Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
— Jim Davis

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg carrots quote

Thus, by every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.
— Winston Churchill

Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it.
— Margaret Weis

You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity.
— carrots quotation by Cary Fowler