Authentic Cartoon Network quotations

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.


Cartoon network quote Don't be discouraged by the size of your network - inspire one person and you ar
Don't be discouraged by the size of your network - inspire one person and you are doing good.

Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.

Cartoon network quote Doing your best is not the answer. Having a network that allows you to be your b
Doing your best is not the answer. Having a network that allows you to be your best is far better.

Well, for one thing, the executives in charge at Cartoon Network are cartoon fans. I mean, these are people who grew up loving animation and loving cartoons, and the only difference between them and me is they don't know how to draw.

Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. You've got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives?

Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.


Cartoon network quote Think reputation, not ranking... Connection, not network... Loyalty, not celebri
Think reputation, not ranking... Connection, not network... Loyalty, not celebrity.

You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.

I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle.

"Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help." Okay, superpower might be pushing it.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.