quote by Lenny Bruce

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

— Lenny Bruce

Glamorous Cat Love quotations

What greater gift than the love of a cat.


Cat love quote Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it trut
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
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My hobbies are cooking and gardening, especially growing orchids.

I love soccer, my husband and I support a British team called Chelsea, and I also enjoy tennis. We have 3 cats.

Cat love quote The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.

You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.


Cat love quote Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpac
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.

Cat love quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.


I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats, for example - from the animals on my plate, and I never really cared for the taste of meat. I always loved my Brussels sprouts.

Cat love quote I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And I still have the buzz of their conversations in my head. As an adult, I have more female friends than male ones: I just love the way that women talk.

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost.

We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Cat love quote If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.
If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.


I still love sparkles and grocery shopping and really old cats that are only nice to you half the time. I still love writing in my journal and wearing dresses all the time and staring at chandeliers.

You look beautiful sitting there spitting at me like a she-cat.

All I have to do is look at you, and I lust. I'm going to take you back to the hotel and take off that delectable dress and make love to you until you don't have the energy to be mad at me anymore." Ian Connelly, Marquis of Derne

Cat love quote Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

Oh I believe in loving cats and dogs and children and parents – sometimes – but I don’t believe in romantic love. Of course, there’s the momentary rush of hormones and chemicals that encourages us to mate, but it’s biology – it’s no more inherently mystical than the nicotine in that cigarette you’re smoking

I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence and their arrogance, and the way they lie and look at you, summing you up, surely to your detriment, with that unnerving, unwinking, appraising stare.


Cat love quote To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when the
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.

As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated.

He suggests so much grace, power, beauty, motion, mysticism. I do not wonder that many writers love cats; I am only surprised that all do not.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

Cat love quote Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behi
Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.

Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.


Many people can listen to their cat more intelligently than they can listen to their own despised body. Because they attend to their pet in a cherishing way, it returns their love. Their body, however, may have to let out an earth-shattering scream in order to be heard at all.

Cat love quote Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Everything a cat is and does physically is to me beautiful, lovely, stimulating, soothing, attractive and an enchantment.

Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another.

Cat love quote A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres...
A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres... No matter what life throws at them.
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My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home.


When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone.

I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

One cat just leads to another.