Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.— Oscar Wilde
Unconventional cheshire cat quotes that are about black cat
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.'
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.
I have lived with several masters - all of them cats.
What I try to do is write. I may write for two weeks ‘the cat sat on the mat, that is that, not a rat,’.... And it might be just the most boring and awful stuff. But I try. When I’m writing, I write. And then it’s as if the muse is convinced that I’m serious and says, ‘Okay. Okay. I’ll come.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers, we call him crazy. If a woman has a trailer house full of cats, we call her nuts. But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend that they are role models.
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction.
Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man.
There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy.
Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.
My hobbies are cooking and gardening, especially growing orchids.
I love soccer, my husband and I support a British team called Chelsea, and I also enjoy tennis. We have 3 cats.
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.
It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone.
Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
If I had five million pounds I'd start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something that didn't make you feel like smashing up the kitchen and strangling the cat.
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act.
.. about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise.
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow;
but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.