quote by Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

— Steven Wright

Unconventional cheshire cat quotes that are about black cat

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.


Cats quote If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers, we call him crazy. If a woman has a trailer house full of cats, we call her nuts. But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend that they are role models.

Cats quote When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction.
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction.
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man.

There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

What I try to do is write. I may write for two weeks ‘the cat sat on the mat, that is that, not a rat,’.... And it might be just the most boring and awful stuff. But I try. When I’m writing, I write. And then it’s as if the muse is convinced that I’m serious and says, ‘Okay. Okay. I’ll come.


Cats quote A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.'

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.

Cats quote I have lived with several masters - all of them cats.
I have lived with several masters - all of them cats.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I never married because there was no need.

I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.


No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

Cats quote I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.
I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Cats quote If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewher
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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What greater gift than the love of a cat.


If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy.

Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

My hobbies are cooking and gardening, especially growing orchids.

I love soccer, my husband and I support a British team called Chelsea, and I also enjoy tennis. We have 3 cats.

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.


A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone.

Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.

It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.

The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

Cat (disambiguation) - Cat most commonly refers to the domestic cat, Felis catus, or Felis silvestris catus. Cat may also refer to: Big cats, including pantherines like jaguars

Schrödinger's cat - Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935, during the course

Tabby cat - A tabby is any domestic cat (Felis catus) with a distinctive 'M' shaped marking on their forehead, stripes by their eyes and across their cheeks, along

Cat Stevens - Steven Demetre Georgiou; 21 July 1948), commonly known by his stage name Cat Stevens, and later Yusuf, is a British singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist

Cat sìth - The Cat Sìth (Scottish Gaelic: [kʰaʰt̪ ˈʃiː]) or Cat Sidhe (Irish: [kat̪ˠ ˈʃiː], Cat Sí in new orthography) is a fairy creature from Celtic mythology,

Pussy Cat Pussy Cat - Cat, Pussy Cat" is a popular English language nursery rhyme. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 15094. Common modern versions include: Pussy cat

Doja Cat - Amalaratna Zandile Dlamini (born October 21, 1995), known professionally as Doja Cat, is an American singer, rapper and songwriter. She first rose to prominence

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Bengal cat - Bengal cat is a domesticated cat breed created from hybrids of domestic cats, especially the spotted Egyptian Mau, with the Asian leopard cat (Prionailurus


The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original.

If I had five million pounds I'd start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something that didn't make you feel like smashing up the kitchen and strangling the cat.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.

You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.


We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act.

.. about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.